Village people's YMCA

MSCA

Middle Sweatshop Cube Array

Young man, there's no need to feel stressed

I said: Young man, you'll soon be impressed

I said: Young man, 'cause you just got the gig

There's no need to be so depressed

Young man, there's a place you can go

I said: Young man, when your morale is so low

You can Slack there, and I'm sure you will find

Many synergies at this workplace

It's fun to stay at the M-S-C-A

It's fun to stay at the M-S-C-A

They have everything

For your bandwidth to deploy

You can circle back with all the boys

It's fun to stay at the M-S-C-A

It's fun to stay at the M-S-C-A

You can leverage best practices

You can pivot with great skill

You can pivot however you will

Young man, are you reading my threads?

I said: Young man, what's your roadmap ahead?

I said: Young man, you can meet all your OKRs

But you got to know this one thing

No stakeholder does it themselves

I said: Young man, put your ego on shelf

And just go there, to the M-S-C-A

I'm sure they can help you today

It's fun to stay at the M-S-C-A

It's fun to stay at the M-S-C-A

They have everything

For your bandwidth to deploy

You can circle back with all the boys

It's fun to stay at the M-S-C-A

It's fun to stay at the M-S-C-A

You can leverage best practices

You can pivot with great skill

You can pivot however you will

Young man, I was once in your cube

I said: I was drowning in Slack tubes

I felt no one cared if I made it alive

I felt the whole world was so tight

That's when someone came up to me

And said: Young man, take a walk down the street

There's a place there called the M-S-C-A

They can start you back on your way

It's fun to stay at the M-S-C-A

It's fun to stay at the M-S-C-A

They have everything

For your bandwidth to deploy

You can circle back with all the boys

M-S-C-A

It's fun to stay at the M-S-C-A

Young man, young man

There's no need to feel down

Young man, young man

Get yourself off the ground

M-S-C-A

And just go to the M-S-C-A

Young man, young man

There's no need to feel down

Young man, young man

Get yourself off the ground