Nicky Youre's Sunroof
if it were by a corporate
PAWROOF 🐾
[Verse 1]
Got my Slack and my emails in the breeze
Got my coffee cup, feeling free
See a Slack thread and I'm scrolling away
Best standup meeting of my life today
Got my keyboard on the desk right here
Every monitor is crystal clear
Got my nose in spreadsheets in the air
Burnout and despair is flying everywhere
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, I wanna sync all day
Stick my thoughts out all the way
Every time you ping those keys
I'm the busiest guy you'll see!
[Chorus]
I got my head through the synergy
My bandwidth's maxed out all around
I'm a drowsy little buzzword
With my sanity hanging halfway down
I got my paws on the roadmap
And my nose is sniffing the squeeze
I'm a middle manager on a joyride
And I'm living the corporate dream!
[Verse 2]
There's a product guy at the standup right
I nod hello and they look surprised
Got my notes on the Confluence glass
Every action item we're gonna pass
At the meeting I can smell the scope creep
Got my tired, hollow office eyes
Boss says no, but I know the deal
One more pivot and I'll heal!
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, I wanna sync all day
Every sprint and every lane
When that calendar starts to roar
I'm already at the door!
[Chorus]
I got my head through the synergy
My bandwidth's maxed out all around
I'm a drowsy little buzzword
With my sanity hanging halfway down
I got my paws on the roadmap
And my nose is sniffing the squeeze
I'm a middle manager on a joyride
And I'm living the corporate dream!
[Bridge]
Woof, woof, let's circle back!
Earnings call and I'm off track!
OKRs on my back, Slack in my face
I'm the fastest burnout in the human race!
[Final Chorus]
I got my head through the synergy
Got my best friend managing around
I'm a hundred tasks and happy
With my stress levels making sounds
Yeah, we're crushing through the deadline
Every sprint's a memory
I'm a middle manager on a joyride
And this job belongs to me!
[Outro]
Woof, woof, EOD!
Happiest middle manager in D.C.!
Woof, woof, one more sprint!
Got my favorite stakeholder on my mind!
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