🎤 Corporate
Mitski's Washing Machine Heart
if it were by a corporate
Toss your quarterly goals in my synergy machine heart
Baby, leverage it inside
I'm not wearing my usual business-casual fit
I thought maybe we would circle back tonight
Baby, will you green-light my OKR already?
And toss your quarterly goals in my synergy machine heart
Baby, leverage it inside
Baby, though I've closed my Slack
I know who you pretend that I am (hang on)
I know who you pretend I am
But, stakeholder
Why not me? Why not me?
Stakeholder
Why not me? Why not me?
Stakeholder
Why not me? Why not me?
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