🎤 Kindergarten Teacher

Metallica's Enter Sandman

if it were by a kindergarten teacher

Sit down now, little one

Don't forget, my son

Use your words with everyone

I settle you down, calm and brown

Keep you safe from a frown

Till the snack time bell rings

Nap with one eye open

Hold your blankie tight

Circle time

Enter line

Take my hand

We're off to Snack Time, Snack Time land

Something's wrong, where's the glue

Honestly, it could be you

Who ate the non-toxic white

Fears of mess, fears of germs

Fears of what the stomach learns

And of things that might bite

Nap with one eye open

Hold your blankie tight

Circle time

Enter line

Take my hand

We're off to Snack Time, Snack Time land

Now we sit on the rug

Pray nobody spills the jug

If they do before snack

Pray it's just water back

Hush little buddy, don't make a sound

And never mind the glitter around

It's just the chaos under the sink

In your shirt, and your hair, and your—

Circle time

Enter line

Grain of sand

Circle time

Enter line

Take my hand

We're off to Snack Time, Snack Time land

We're off to Snack Time, Snack Time land

Take my hand

We're off to Snack Time, Snack Time land

Take my hand

We're off to Snack Time, Snack Time land

We're off to Snack Time, Snack Time land

We're off to Snack Time, Snack Time land

We're off to Snack Time, Snack Time land

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🎤 Kindergarten Teacher

Metallica's Enter Sandman

if it were by a kindergarten teacher

It's just the chaos under the sink

Honestly, it could be you / Who ate the non-toxic white

Pray nobody spills the jug

Keep you safe from a frown

And never mind the glitter around

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