🎤 Corporate

Justin beiber's Baby

if it were by a corporate

Synergy has three laws, they're really drool

I learn them so well in my cubicle

They apply to you, they apply to me

And they keep my OKRs aligned happily

LAW ONE

In Slack's endless threads, we learn these laws

Let's start with the first one, just because

An email in motion won't pause

Unless stakeholder feedback hits your cause

And I was like—

CHORUS

Synergies, synergies, synergies laws

Yeah, synergy's laws!

LAW TWO

Okay, second law, here we go

It tells us our bandwidth flow

More meetings means more to-and-fro

And bigger workload makes output slow

E equals B times D

That's what we learned in standup, see

I don't know why, but that's okay

Just circle back on Tuesday, hey!

CHORUS

Synergies, synergies, synergies laws

Yeah, synergy's laws!

THIRD LAW — RAP

Okay, third law, listen up

You leverage me, I leverage back—WHAT?!

Every request has a pushback reaction

That's basically the whole interaction

You task me, I task you

That's what Agile says to do

Action, reaction, here we go

We learned all three by EOD, bro!

FINAL

Synergies, synergies, synergies laws

We actually owned them all! 😭

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🎤 Corporate

Justin beiber's Baby

if it were by a corporate

“I learn them so well in my cubicle”

“An email in motion won't pause”

“E equals B times D”

“You leverage me, I leverage back—WHAT?!”

“We learned all three by EOD, bro!”

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