COLLECTIF METISSE's LES YEUX DEMILIE
if it were by a corporate
Synergy now!
Let's align!
The OKRs, the bandwidth!
Let's pivot!
Deadlines
In the Slack threads of our workspace,
All the middle managers are online,
The stakeholders launch their standups,
And the whole team's realigned!
The metrics are on our dashboards,
The quarterly goals in the air,
We circle back through the meetings,
All together, everywhere!
Refrain – all in chorus
Oh oh oh, vive the synergy!
Oh oh oh, all our strategy!
In the office, we'll leverage and dance,
The Q-three review, what a stance!
Oh oh oh, raise up your coffee!
The KPIs shine in the spreadsheet!
Decades of bandwidth and templates,
And the town halls we'll always repeat!
Various meetings
The departments all gather together,
The directors recount their war stories,
And when all the coworkers sing with us,
The Slack channel glows in its glory!
The ribbons of all different colors,
The parade through the cubicles bright,
With laughter and synergistic bonding,
And the jargon deep in our minds!
Refrain – louder now
Oh oh oh, vive the synergy!
Oh oh oh, all our strategy!
In the office, we'll leverage and dance,
The Q-three review, what a stance!
Oh oh oh, raise up your coffee!
The KPIs shine in the spreadsheet!
Decades of bandwidth and templates,
And the town halls we'll always repeat!
Final – choruses and trumpets
The metrics! The roadmaps!
The stakeholders! All moving forward!
The pivots! The paradigm shifts!
Vive the office and the Q-three review!
Final chorus
Workspace! Workspace!
Class of twenty-four for eternity!
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