Adriana calcanhoto's Fico assim sem você
if it were by a corporate
Inferno in the open office
Etee's blocking all my process
Sou eu assim, sem você...
Team without alignment
Betinha's lost all sentiment
Sou eu assim, sem você...
Why does it have to be this way
The standup never ends today
Without the sync to calibrate
Without the boss to synergize
The whole department cries for me
Airon sans his bandwidth
Normi with no company
Sou eu assim, sem você…
Moderator's gone ballistic...
Slack threads getting sadistic...
Sou eu assim, sem você…
I'm desperate for the pivot back…
I'm desperate to circle back...
Without the team to leverage
All the value starts to waver
And the stakeholders feel loss
Of their greatest synergist!
Etee Bilu needs a ticket
Pau no cu of all the clickbait
Sou eu assim, sem você…
Corporate guy with envy
Deep inside he wants to own me
Sou eu assim, sem você…
Why does it have to be this way...
The bandwidth has no end today...
They want my OKRs giant
The roadmap's so defiant
They're gonna circle back to me!
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